3/4/09

Teacher knows best



My Media In Everyday Life teacher forwarded our class the following email... All you need to know about this guy is he NEVER and i mean NEVER lets go of his iPhone, it is on his person at all times, it is in the bathroom while he showers. Well I don't know about the last one but I can guess. Also, the man shamelessly plugs his own works ALL THE TIME, the class could just be about his personal 'achievements' in film and publishing. Anyway, this email was amusing.

Personal branding in the age of Google
http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2009/02/personal-branding-in-the-age-of-google.html


A friend advertised on Craigslist for a housekeeper.

Three interesting resumes came to the top. She googled each person's name.

The first search turned up a MySpace page. There was a picture of the applicant, drinking beer from a funnel. Under hobbies, the first entry was, "binge drinking."

The second search turned up a personal blog (a good one, actually). The most recent entry said something like, "I am applying for some menial jobs that are below me, and I'm annoyed by it. I'll certainly quit the minute I sell a few paintings."

And the third? There were only six matches, and the sixth was from the local police department, indicating that the applicant had been arrested for shoplifting two years earlier.

Three for three.

Google never forgets.

Of course, you don't have to be a drunk, a thief or a bitter failure for this to backfire. Everything you do now ends up in your permanent record. The best plan is to overload Google with a long tail of good stuff and to always act as if you're on Candid Camera, because you are.

3/2/09

Oh Shit... Some good stuff

I must admit that last post's ranting made me feel alot better. I should talk to someone... maybe dana, but she has severe pink eye and I havnt seen her in days, and she gave it to our other roommate marie, so I've been at the house alone. that wasnt the good stuff. I actually haven't been alone, that is a lie, bc I met a nice guy who's been nice enough to chill w/ me. But, hes leaving in April for the marines, kinda shitty, but I like the no pressure part of it. I actually had a pretty nice week besides being so busy, I got drunk every night w/ good friends, Mardi Gras was tues, and Joe and I went to the tin angel and saw an awesome band, and a pussy, on thurs. So yeah, good week. It's snowing... not cool

Rubbin on your butt what....

So I've been really fucking busy lately, and I'm not a fan. My internship finally descided they wanted to pay me (awesome!) but gave me a new huge project to deal w/ for awhile. could be worse. My porn class is becoming an issue. It sucks, it might be the worst class I have ever taken at Temple. I have a paper due in 34 hours for that class, I've known about it for weeks, and I still do not have any clue what to write about it. Also I just wrote the shittiest most uninspired radio jingle for chuck taylors. FML. But I did just drop money I dont have on a new pair of chuck taylors, bc I am such a good advertiser that I convinced myself I needed them.

Ok done complaining, hopefully people are still reading me, maybe I should take this post down. W/e. I cant think clearly at this hour in the morning. I just watched Zack and Miri make a porno, and it actually had a cute ending, very strange.

On a happy note, I just came across the new Jamie Foxx video for Blame It, which madison made me listen to months ago and I loved it, and the video is fucking hott so watch it.

2/20/09

Best Waste of Time

Again my brother provides me with a new great website. FMyLife.com

Here is just one of the fine gems that can be found on the site:

Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

Thanks Mike

2/19/09

Ba Ba Ba Ba Bloggers



While researching for my internship blog, topic of the week... SPRING BREAK (i'm really not that excited, i did that emphasis for you guys), I found a new blog. Its called College Jolt, a college filled blog w/ topics on college life, college prep, buzz, food and fitness, sex, style and others. It seems sweet im going to dive in after my work is done. check it out yo.

Gym



Porn class, which kinda sucks to be honest, was canceled today so I had time to have a great workout today! Usually I am very rushed to get in my 45 min run on the elliptical, leaving no time for abs or arms. Today was awesome tho, not even running into 2 bitches aka old roommates, could have made this workout bad.

I hope I am inspiring y'all to go do some pilates or something!

2/18/09

WebMD aka Madison

I know I have been slacking on the posting front, school is taking over my life, i haven't even gone out all week! and i resorted to asking my mom for money... which worked but ended up in a loooooooong bitching session about how she has 3 kids who all want money and blah.

Anyway, my friends madison and rachel came up with their own way to stop stressing, which ment stop going to class, here is their idea:




Dear Professor,

I have just been diagnosed by a friend to have meningitis, and I am frightened for my life. therefor i will not be attending class, as I would hate to impose my illness on the rest of the class. Attached you will find the WebMD link for further information.

Through my deadly disease I have found a new perspective on life, and have decided to live it to the fullest. Therefore I may not be in class for some time.

Pray for me.

Colleen Kirk

2/13/09




Rory and Dean couldn't make it last.... Jess bounced and broke Rory's heart... Rory leave's Logan after a proposal. If they cant stay together who can!? I just want to stay in bed and watch the girls all day. Life is fucking hard around Valentines day.

2/10/09

I Hate Madden

terriblebob24: i think madden has just been terrorizing women for years

This is what my 'boyfriend' (I will use this term loosely) said after telling about making a fantasy draft all night w/ his buddy, to which I replied never talk to me about this game ever again. I used to wish this game never existed, and I have never been with a guy who didn't insist on playing the game while I was around. I hate this game. It is terrible to all women.

Adrian



Yeah, that’s what the world needs right now. More of your cum in it.
(click the link, it's adrian's favorite site)